Will your Michigan Vacation be in Paradise or Hell, Michigan?

Michigan is easily one of the most beautiful states in the U.S. But did you know there is evil lurking there? On the other hand, did you know that there is a town within Michigan's borders that very well may have attained perfection?

Explore Paradise, Michigan and Hell, Michigan. Where will you end up?

Paradise, Michigan

Do you want to see the beautiful U.S. state of Michigan with its many lakes and forests? Are you one of those people who likes kissing babies and holding doors for people?

Then head to Northern Michigan. Paradise, Michigan is the place for you! With its sparkling rivers and wild blueberries, you will feel like you are in heaven.

 Paradise, Michigan is crazy about blueberries. They even have an annual Paradise, Michigan Wild Blueberry Festival.

And you thought Paradise was about sitting on clouds and playing harps. It's about pie eating contests, you silly goose.

Absolutely no harp music. Just a TON of blueberries for you to stuff your face with. Who would have thought?




There is a lot of beautiful nature in Paradise, which is not much of a surprise. It's a great place for camping or cross country skiing. You can even go kayaking or visit the beautiful Tahquamenon Falls.

And before you leave (but, really, why would you ever leave?) you can pick up some local art. They have lots of craft fairs in Paradise. So, knitting is another heavenly trend. We had Paradise pegged so wrong didn't we?

Hell Michigan

Here's where the story takes a turn for the worst. Are you, on the other hand, the kind of person who is fed up with those annoyingly perfect people?

Do you despise all things blueberry?

Then go south, young man, go south. ALL the way south. Go to Hell, Michigan.

It's a long way down from Paradise to Hell. When you get there, you're going to be starving. But don't worry, you can eat at the Hell Hole Diner.

And for dessert, you'll be happy to know that Hell, Michigan is the only place on earth where you eat at the crematory. Or should I say, at the "cream-atory." The ice cream "creamatory" that is. Mmmm, scrumptious! Don't worry, if it kills you death certificates are provided.

Well, if you're having the time of your life in Hell, you'll be happy to know that you can get married at the Hell Chapel by a Minister of Hell.  Tacky? Or tempting? If you really fall in love with Hell, for around $10 you can even own a piece of Hell all for yourself. It will only be one square inch, but nobody expected the devil to make good on his promises.

Say hi to President Trump for me while you're there. You can buy this Trump "dammit doll" at the gift shop. Relieve some of the stress brought about by politics over the last few years. Take your frustration out on this perfect likeness of Trump.

So, does Hell sound more like your cup of tea? Then don't worry. Hell is waiting with arms wide open. They'll be sure to give you a warm, a very, very, warm, welcome.

Which Destination is Meant for You?

Are you torn between journeying to Hell or Paradise? Then take a road trip! This picture illustrates the path of your demise...I mean, adventure.

Still can't decide? "Wait," you say. "I only have time for one!" Then let fate decide your destiny. If you flip heads, you'll go to Paradise. If you flip tails, Hell is where you belong. Click the coin below to find out.

Click Coin to Flip

Heads = Paradise

Tales = Hell

Which direction are you headed? Let me know in the comments. Or if you've already been to these places, tell us what you thought!